"Ouch, Mom."

Literally 15 minuets ago at dinner my Mother was talking about the Bachelor, because she loves that show. She mentioned that the jerk from like 2 seasons ago is getting married on television, and they probably have a contract that if they get married it has to be on t.v. and t.v. will pay for it and stuff.

So I said "I would go on the Bachelor in a heartbeat so they would pay for my wedding."

And my Mother's reply was "You living in a house with 25 girls?"

"Just kidding, I would end up shooting them all"

"Honey, I'm pretty sure they would shoot you."

"Ouch, Mom!"

"And I feel horrible for the girls who have to share a room with you."

"Mom, that is so mean!"

"I'm just telling you how it is, am I not allowed to tease you?"

/fact