For the record.

My Mother: "Now you want a cell phone AND a camera?"
Me: "Well I would like to take pictures everyday, I do enjoy photography."
My Mother: "But, you DO have a camera. I NEVER see you using that!"
Me: "That's a VIDEO camera and yes, I use much more than you think I do." (which is true)
My Mother: "But you can take pictures on that."
Me: "No, it's a VIDEO CAMERA. You take VIDEOS!"
My Mother: *walks away*



Me: "You know what I just realized?"
My Mother: "And what is that?"
Me: "My eyes are really close together and so are Ma's"
My Father: "That's called being Caucasian"
Me: "Did you really just say that?"