Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: nerdfighter?
Stranger: yes that's me
You: who originated nerdfighting?
You: stop googling it. i know that's what you're doing.
Stranger: Busted
Stranger: John Green
You: hahaha. and his brothers name is...?
Stranger: Shit, hang on....
You: I'll give you a hint. starts with H...
Stranger: Harry?
You: nope.
Stranger: He's a dog called Willy
You: Yes sir.
You: But his brothers name is Hank!
You: John and Hank Green.
Stranger: Good name Hank
You: isn't it. is that your name or something?
Stranger: No
You: sadly it is not mine either.
Stranger: I'm Rob, pleased to meet you
You: I think you should check out the Green brothers. They're made of awesome. Youtube.com/vlogbrothers
You: John Green writes fantastic novels.
Stranger: I'll check it out
You: Hank Green runs ecogeek.com
You: Do you watch youtube videos?
Stranger: Are you their publicist?
You: hahaha no. never.
You: That would be quite the job though.
Stranger: Yeah, I watch youtube stuff
Stranger: You should apply
You: Watch anyone imparticular? Or just the popular videos?
You: haha, maybe I will.
Stranger: Depends, usually music and the odd tutorial, nothing too exciting
You: ah. the community is a great thing. that's how I found out about omegle.
Stranger: It's a bit mad isn't it?
Stranger: Loads of Finns
You: yes. pardon?
Stranger: Finns, folk hailing from Finland
You: oh. Are you what they consider a Finn?
Stranger: No, I'm English
You: Ahh. I'm a sucker for the accents.
Stranger: I take it you're from over the Puddle?
You: Yes. I am.
Stranger: Whereabouts?
You: So why do you use omegle? the thrill? the excitement?
You: somewhere where there is no defined accent.
Stranger: I use it for the madness and the occasional intellectual chat
You: like this one, per say?
Stranger: Yes, I've already hit ecogeek, looks interesting.
Stranger: So whereabouts has no defined accent?
You: It is. Take my word for it. Nerds can do wonderful and powerful things.
You: North America.
Stranger: You're elusive, I'll give you that.
You: keeps you guessing.
You: So anyway how did YOU find omegle?
Stranger: Someone I know sent me the link in an email
You: ah. i still cannot believe almost 4 thousand people are using it right now.
Stranger: 90% of them are finns, believe me and the others are Rickrolling folk
You: ah yes. I love the RickRoll. Possibly my favourite thing about the interwebs.
Stranger: I remember him the first time around
You: As do i.
You: So, Rob. is it? Do you usually last this long with a stranger?
Stranger: It is Rob and no this is my longest to date
You: same here. I usually say nerdfighter? then whore out the vlogbrothers (their youtube channel) and disconnect.
Stranger: Haha, it's quite a laugh sometimes
You: it is. a few mintues ago this happened.
You: Stranger: wazzap bro You: are you a nerdfighter? Stranger: yeah like my ass *then he disconnected*
Stranger: Did you hear about the quake in Italy?
You: yes. i did. from yahoo news.
You: where you anywhere near it?
Stranger: No, we only get little tremors here.
You: I have never been part of an earthquake before.
Stranger: That's ruled out your location being California then
You: haha. what are you keep track? hahah.
You: shouldn't you be at work?
Stranger: Self employed, finished early today.
You: oh Sweet. what is it you do?
Stranger: Install TV Aerials
You: do elaborate.
Stranger: Antennas for Television, a common language etc.
You: oh. well that sounds exciting.
Stranger: It's good when it's sunny, not so when it rains
You: I can imagine.
Stranger: Just had a daft Omegle conversation:
Stranger: Stranger: helleuwYou: evening guv'norStranger: gay ! XDYou: are you, doesn't bother me mate.Stranger: no i mesn your gayStranger: man*Stranger: GAYStranger: GAYStranger: PERVERT!You: As long as you keep it behind your door, you can do what you like.Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Well I am acutally glad that omegle matched me with a nice person WITH an accent that I learned something new from.
You: HAHAH that is gold. people like that make it all worth while
Stranger: Indeed it does, nice to meet you anyway. I need to get a meal on for the wife and daughter.
Stranger: Perhaps our paths will cross here again
You: Alrighty. It's time for lunch here. lol. Nice talking to you Rob. Maybe one day we'll meet again
You: xD
Stranger: Cheerio
You: ahah Bye.
1 comment:
hahahaha love it.
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